I’m gonna say it: Hot. Mess.
Keywords: sinead oconnor, wedding, hot mess, barry herridge
Sinead O’Connor got married for the fourth time last week, I didn’t even know she got married 3 other times to be honest- Up until I read the article I thought she was a Lesbian, right? Like that’s the last thing I heard, Sinead O’Connor, lesbian, unmarried. Then over the weekend I’m on my phone surfing the information super highway and I find out Sinead has been married 3 times previously, she’s not a lesbian, she just turned 45, and she looks like an absolute train wreck! They got married late last week at the Little White WeddingChapel in Las Vegas- yuuuuup, same place Britney(who just turned 30) got hitched for her short-lived wedding a few years back.
I’m not being mean here people, I’m just calling it like it is. What the heck happened to her? I remember her years back with the shaved head, and I actually thought she pulled it off great. Now she just looks beat up. I respect tattoos, but sheesh, when did “tattoo giant pirate hat across my chest” sound like a good idea?
Her Husband looks like he just rolled out of bed. Come on dude, how bout a little starch in the collar? A little gel in the hair? A little tailoring on that suit? anything? This is your wedding man! Clean up for the show! throw a little iron into that thing or something! rub some viagra on it, do what you gotta do but when you have a beautiful bride like Sinead O’Connor on your arm…
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! I GET IT! You’re marrying Sinead O’Connor and you don’t NEED to clean up for anything. It all makes sense now. Sag on Barry, Pirate hat it up Sinead, the Drive-Thru-Wedding ceremony is your stage!