Heidi Montag all up in our face

Keyword: heidi montag, birthday, mess

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh… I’m not even going to clog our homepage with all these Heidi Montag pictures,  just click the link and you be the judge.   I’m leaning towards hot-mess though; loosely based on the last 3 years of her life/career haha.

Notice a gradual decline as you scroll down the page?      It’s like alcohol and sex appeal just battling it out at the end of the night to see who remains victorious.

 

But then again… Heck… she blows the doors off my 25th birthday pictures.

And don’t judge me,  we’ve all been there at one time or another.